I stuffed the entire fleet of FedEx trucks in my fucking asshole

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by CMG, Jul 6, 2012.

  1. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

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    And cunt
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    That can't be true, one just drove by

    Did you fart?
     
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    Fleet is an enema company :grad:
     
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    Nigga, I needs my package. Unclench.
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP Gold

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    Tom Hanks crashed a FedEx plane in Castaway before he made out with his volleyball Wilson :grad:
     
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    I want to sign your asshole with my tongue sticker
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    I'll have what she's smoking, please.
     
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    [video=youtube;h3eySRvbRyE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3eySRvbRyE&feature=related[/video]
     
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    Sad plane is sad...
     
  13. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    CMG thread = top tier thread
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP Gold

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    bet there were alot of unhappy Amazon customers after that.
     
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    Somebody was using their cell phone during takeoff : oy:
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    in the XXX version, Wilson fucked his lights out :marx:
     
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    my great great great great grandma bessie gang banged the entire pony express
     
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    The riders, and the ponies?