I Stumped Jackie Last Night

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  1. Miss America

    Miss America Well-Known Member

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    On a whim, I went to see Jackie at Uncle Vinnie's comedy club in Point Pleasant, NJ last night. Last time Isaw Jackie was 1989-90. Club was a small place, and there were maybe 60-70 people there.

    Jackie still puts on a good show. It was his usual, rapid fire delivery. He does reuse old jokes, but the wife and I had a good time, and I did laugh pretty hard. (Cue the Hi Jackie replies).

    When it came time to stump the Jokeman, nobody volunteered, so I stepped up, and he guessed my first one. (What do engineers use for contraceptives?--Their personality). When he asked for more volunteers, nobody raised their hand, and he gave me another shot. So I asked him "When in a person's life do they realize they will be an engineer? He was stumped--the answer was "when they realize they don't have the charisma to be an undertaker".

    Yeah, lame jokes, but I stuck to the engineer jokes since Jackie has a degree in mechanical engineering, and I have an engineering degree. Jackie gave me a T-shirt and his F-Jackie CD, which we listened to on the way home. It was a good night.
     
  2. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    pretty sure I heard both of those jokes consecutively in an episode of Legit last week. I know there are old jokes, but be honest, did u hear them on Jim Jeffries show? :jj:
     
  3. Miss America

    Miss America Well-Known Member

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    No, I googled them before the show. I did not think that they were that good, and I figured he heard them before since they were engineer jokes.
     
  4. jyanks

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    Did jackie take pictures with anyone?
     
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    Such as south africa and the uh iraq
     
  6. Miss America

    Miss America Well-Known Member

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    He said he would. We had a long drive back home, so I shook his hand on the way out and told him he did great and I missed him being on the Howard Stern show and thanked him for all of the laughs over the years. He was very gracious and happy, and said thanks, and we were on our way. Jackie looks great at 66 years old and very, very happy. I forgot how short he was. Say what you want about him, but Jackie is always ready to dish out the laughs, even if some of his jokes bomb, he's always laughing and smiling.
     
  7. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    sounds like a fun night. thanks for sharing. Would definitely go see Jackie if he came down South. I went to a Sal and Richard show one time and they were so pleasant, even to my dad who "doesn't get the show". Sal walked right over to our car and I offered him a drag off my joint, he politely declined :c.
     
  8. Jon Mendelsohn

    Jon Mendelsohn New Member Banned User

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    I would choose Jackie's life over the Wig's in a second. Howard will never understand loving life and loving what you do, regardless of marbles.
     
  9. Kracka-Mike

    Kracka-Mike Temp Ban Gold

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    Jackie was lucky he left that show.
     
  10. GaryPuppet

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    Not likely
     
  11. todd packer

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    i felt bad for jackie.60-70 in the audience this late in his career,one person playing 'stump the jokeman' but your right.howard would be miserable on a tropical island surrounded by playmates.:depressed:
     
  12. Turkeyneck

    Turkeyneck Howard's got one, not me VIP

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    Jackie deserves better than having to work for the wigged queen. good for him.
     
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    f jackie
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Jackie has a degree in mechanical engineering???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
     
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    I saw Jackie at the same place a few years ago. It was the first time I ever went there and it is really small. I felt bad that he was playing for such a small crowd, must make $300.
     
  16. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    That is a pretty good one!
     
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    [video=youtube;UvllkGdrtbo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvllkGdrtbo[/video]
     
  18. Miss America

    Miss America Well-Known Member

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    One of the only jokes from the show I could tell my kids after the show was: A duck walked into a 7-11 and asked the clerk, "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk says, "No we don't have any grapes." This happens three days in a row, and the clerk says on the third day, "If you come in here asking for grapes again, I'll nail your feet to the floor." On the fourth day, the duck goes into the 7-11 and asks,"Do you have any nails?". The clerk says, "No, we don't have any nails." The duck responds, "Good, do you have any grapes?".

    So after I tell my kids the joke, they come back and show me this:

    [video=youtube;WmH2J9-50Gc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmH2J9-50Gc[/video]
     
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    Yeah from Michigan State.
     
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    Still better than...
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