I support Dawg's Saloon policy of affirmative action for female posters

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lucky Pierre, Jan 6, 2013.

  1. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    In terms of the quality/entertainment value of their posts, the average female poster delivers this (metaphorically speaking):



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    yet... because they are female..... our policy, which I support 100%, is to react like their posts are really...





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    I would just like to say publically and for the record this is the right thing to do and for the greater good.
     
  2. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    I went to costco yesterday. No issues at all.
     
  4. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Self-hating white man how unique :coffee:
     
  5. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    pitfall was a awesome game bro.
     
  6. Gas Face

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    That dude in the red spandex has a huge package.
     
  7. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I see what you saying. :hhh:
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Iron Mike Sharpe was gangsta yo
     
  9. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    who gets french fries at Luger's?

    you get home fries.
     
  10. Gomez

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    so the taint is actually the perineum (?)
    I never knew that :dontknow:
     
  11. gwartney

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    Made me look! :eek:
     
  12. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i heard a nurse talk about doing peri-cares. i didn't know she meant she was rubbing someone's taint.
     
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    What's wrong with Jm J. Bullock? :dontknow:
     
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    ET was the worst
     
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    [video=youtube_share;KP0e5mwkp84]http://youtu.be/KP0e5mwkp84[/video]
     
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    I would like some exhibits of what is considered optimum male posting. That way we, the marginalized female poster population, will be able to examine and emulate the acceptable standard of sentence structure, syntax, and overall thematic quality.
     
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    That post was better than Pitfall.
     
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  19. Lucky Pierre

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    that's the beauty! as a female (if you are one) you don't have to worry about that. start a thread saying something like, "I think I prefer my cat over my husband" with only "lol" in the first message and you've got a 200+ thread

    done.
     
  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Do you have to be considered "sexy" by all of the mutants here to get 200+ posts, Pierre?