I sure will be glad to get out of this Chilean Mine!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Tarpon1965, Oct 9, 2010.

  1. Tarpon1965

    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    This dial-up internet access is killing me. And is it asking too much for these guys to wet nap their assholes once a week. :mad:
     
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    Will you miss the taste of drinking your own urine?
     
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    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    We play "guess your urine" to pass the time down here. We all piss in separate cups, then we all take a sip from all the cups and guess which is our own. I'm 2 for 188 and in last place.
     
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    If you ate more asparagus, you would be 188 for 188.
     
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    I'm in a mine. Mushrooms we have, but no asparagus.
     
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    You must be pretty backed up -- 67 days is a long time to be master of your domain.
     
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    At least you're in someone else's hole.
     
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    Did you drink it all during the Giants game?
     
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    Why aren't you speaking in Spanish? :rolleye2:
     
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    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    Google translator. Thanks for asking Jo Jo!
     
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    Who's "Jo Jo?" :whistle:


    FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :jj::cheer:
     
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    This thread is like the dumbest kid in the class giving the world's worst book report.
     
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    You're that asshole that started all the bullshit with Bianca this morning, aren't ya you fuck?
     
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    Did you go visit your mom and dad this weekend? If I wasn't in this mine I would have taken my dad to lunch today.
     
  16. MrWarmth

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    It's enough already. This thread is as funny as The Munsters. Leave the comedy to the professionals, kid.
     
  17. HowieCalbo

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    Workers stuck in a mine for months.
    Thats so funny. Harr Dee Harr Hrrrrrr.