"I swear on my life i didnt photoshop Lisa G's photo or titties or anything"

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  1. GaryPuppet

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    Swear on your Daught...........No wait, Swear on all of your marbles, Kawksucker............
     
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    He may have not photoshopped Lisa G, true. Someone else may have done it.

    But that pic is so fucking obviously shopped.
     
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    There was a thread where the Uber-Talent dissected it........It was like watching an attack of sharks on a bait-ball....................
     
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    Nice tits, Lisa,Now go T O P L E S S.Topless.
     
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    You missed the subtle choice of words. He said he didn't airbrush. Right, he didn't. He photoshopped it. Just like he doesn't dye his hair. He doesn't have any.
     
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    I believe Howard said "Airbrushed" instead of Photoshop.

    Ruffy would say,"that's the move!":bee:
     
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    someone else does.
     
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    If he didn't photoshop it then I guess Lisa G has no nipple on one of her breasts
     
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    Could you link me this or perhaps show me the way? It sounds great.
     
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    Who on earth would buy this book
     
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    It's to the point now where you have to wonder if Howard's lying is habitual or compulsive.
     
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    that cookie is thick and veiny
     
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    "I swear on my life i didnt photoshop Lisa G's photo or titties or anything"


    In addition to Howass' using "airbrushing" to avoid the truth of Photoshopping, he's also technically correct in that it's not Lisa Glasberg's photo, as in "it doesn't legally belong to Lisa" --- the photo is property of HS or his stupid company, Colon Rd Photography.

    So he's right, he didn't airbrush any photo of Lisa's; he 'shopped his photo of Lisa.

    And if he says he doesn't Photoshop, then that means he's just using some other photo editor.

    Why he puts so much effort into increasingly blurring the truth (and his bad photos) is an interesting question.

    The photo really belongs in the trash can.
     
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    ...she looks more like joy behar in that cover pic. and she really put a heart shaped cookie on his tit or stuffed it in her wonder bra. :facepalm:
     
  19. Nemo

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    Stern said this picture wasn't Photoshopped either.
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    :lol: never gets old