I swear that my ear has a G-spot

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  1. HOLIC

    HOLIC MADMAN

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    because every time I hit it just right with a Q-tip my eyes roll back and my mouth opens.


    *eargasm*
     
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    *waits for lust for life lyrics*
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    so it's not like the ear wax vacuum commercial where the guy sticks the Q-Tip in his ear and screams in pain??

    [video=youtube_share;3VkuSRQzq2k]http://youtu.be/3VkuSRQzq2k[/video]
     
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    no its the opposite...pretty sure that guy has fibromyalgia
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    I got nothing, sorry Holic.
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    "I'm gonna fuck you in the Ear hole!"
     
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    Isn't that a nine inch nails song?
     
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    These ear cleaners feel pretty darn good too (Clineres).
     
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    lol
     
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    OMFG thats ear porn right there....strapless and everything ;)
     
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    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    Fetish? :bigthink
     
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    I had a gnat go in my ear once and bite me..that fucker packed a punch. Flushed him out with one of these bad boys.

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    Yes. Time your ear cleanings with your menstrual cycle.
     
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    That is one of my worst fears... a bug getting trapped in my ear. I had it happen once as a child; it was a spider, but luckily it came out on its own.
     
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    I was wondering why i was so grumpy and cramped
     
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    Not even close,

    BUD