I talked to bud last night

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Toothdecay, Oct 9, 2013.

  1. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    He called me a faggot then told me to never call him back, then he called me back and talked about his life I now know everything about bud
     
  2. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    pretty depressing isn't it?
     
  3. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    youre talking about the beer right?
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Can I have his number?

    I want to leave him voicemails of me ordering food at drive thrus
     
  5. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    Who is Bud?
     
  6. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Did he think it was Kermit the Frog on the other end of the line?
     
  7. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    he was high on organic sugar snap peas
     
  8. BrulesRules

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    was he screaming about losing fake poker hands while on the call?
     
  9. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    he posted it last night in his "my son is sick" thread

    I called him too, he was drunk and took a hit of weed, then coughed--:jj: bonghit Bro
     
  10. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    it's still in the thread
     
  11. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    I'm going to call him as salt.
     
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    I didn't call him
     
  13. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    Did he call you back and tell you his life story, I was all gotta go bud the wife just got home
     
  14. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    I curled my mustache and made my goatee pointed then my old lady said I look like the snowman in Rudolph then I wept
     
  15. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Burl Ives
     
  16. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    Fuck you oderus
     
  17. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    what the hell
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Was he an asshole on the phone too?
     
  19. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    The born again health nut drunk and smoking weed. :rolleyes:
     
  20. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    At first he just kept saying I'm looking at yer pic faggot and yer a faggot, faggot then he called me back and told me what he does for work and shit like that