I just got an unexpected knock at my front door. It's this girl who looks all of 16. She's trying to sell me magazine subscriptions. But before she tells me what she's trying to sell she keeps saying stuff like "We're having a contest for the sexiest girl in the world. I think I should win for my sexy awesome elbows". Then she went on some tangent about how she has awesome orgasms. I promptly told her I wasn't interested in any magazine subscriptions. She then asked if I'd like to make a "tax deductible" donation. I told her I got $5 in my pocket to which she says "Oh $5! I'll give you a hug for that" So I hand her the $5 she then says "For $50 or more I could do a lot more". "Um, No thanks." I felt like giving her the "YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING DANGEROUS WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS?" speech but I didn't. The kids these days! FYI: I only gave her the $5 because I saw a thing on 20/20 about this. These kids don't get to eat unless they sell subscriptions.