I think a 16 year old prostitute came knocking on my door...

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  1. Howard Stearn

    Howard Stearn Profoundly Immoral Gold

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    I just got an unexpected knock at my front door. It's this girl who looks all of 16. She's trying to sell me magazine subscriptions. But before she tells me what she's trying to sell she keeps saying stuff like "We're having a contest for the sexiest girl in the world. I think I should win for my sexy awesome elbows". Then she went on some tangent about how she has awesome orgasms. I promptly told her I wasn't interested in any magazine subscriptions. She then asked if I'd like to make a "tax deductible" donation. I told her I got $5 in my pocket to which she says "Oh $5! I'll give you a hug for that" So I hand her the $5 she then says "For $50 or more I could do a lot more". "Um, No thanks." I felt like giving her the "YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING DANGEROUS WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS?" speech but I didn't. The kids these days!
    FYI: I only gave her the $5 because I saw a thing on 20/20 about this. These kids don't get to eat unless they sell subscriptions.


     
  2. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    no one is gonna read all that shit.
     
  3. tomtom

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    This guy has performed oral sex on SallyB
     
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    Why the fuck did I read all that??? :banghead:
     
  6. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    you useless fucking faggot you're making the same shitty threads on 2 boards now?
     
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    Keep your door locked. She was just casing the place for the pack of teenage guys that are going to try to break in and steal it.
     
  8. Real

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    :jj:
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Indeed
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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  12. Mur

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    Did she pay up with the hug?
     
  13. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    OMG ITs VING RHAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  14. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    Oh. and

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    gilaet based on a true story Gold

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  16. Satori Brah

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    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Please post this shit over at the other place.
     
  18. Howard Stearn

    Howard Stearn Profoundly Immoral Gold

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    She was wicked hot. I was very tempted to go fish out $50.
     
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    you should be deaded for this comment alone
     
  20. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    omg Quentin Tarantino came with him!!!

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