I think I am getting shit canned tomorrow....

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  1. DJ Retardo

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    Long story short, I work for a small transportation company that's headquartered in a different state, I work in a smaller satellite office. Recently a former worker was rehired that used to work for them years ago, and moved to the office i am in. This was about a month ago, HR called me 2 hours after my shift ended to tell me I am going to be on paid administrative leave tomorrow and emailed me some concerns about my poor work performance, and that I take too many breaks, and smoke within 20 feet of the entrance of our building. This hasn't been in issue for the three years I've worked here until this bitch came to the office. We rotate an on call schedule and have to remote in from home to cover overnight dispatch, my remote credentials are invalid so I see the writing on the wall. This bitch who can't keep her mouth shut also wastes company time is constantly facetiming with her toe headed kids and husband and there is another girl in the office(they are both mexican) and always talk shit about white people and laugh and tell me not to be offended, I could care less about the white boy talk because I don't give a shit, this job sucks anyways, I've got 2 weeks pay 'and 2 weeks of vacation pay they owe me, I should be able to find a job within the next month so i am going out with a blaze of glory and will throw everyone under the bus I can, I will try and channel my inner Bukowski and share the diatribe here at the Shed.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    If you can ice skate and don't mind kids having fun, you have a job with me, DJ. :)
     
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    AWwww, you're a hockey coach, LT?
     
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    I do like kids but I can't ice skate worth shit....I do love me some hockey though
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Yes indeed.

    Can't play for myself anymore, so might as well teach the kids. :)
     
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    Sorry, DJ. I hope your job search is short and prosperous.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    I'll teach you. We'll make it work.

    Hope everything turns out OK though. ;)
     
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    thank you, im sure I'll find something soon.
     
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    It always does, one way or another
     
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    I wish you all the best, DJ! You'll make it through! Because you like hockey, a skating lesson and job is always there for you. :)
     
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    Fuck 'em.


    “How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 8:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so? ” - Bukowski
     
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    "I'll be around" tomorrow.... oh well I should've got out sooner but this job was so easy I just stuck it out....my wife is going to freak out when she finds out, but I feel ok, time to dust off the old resume and find something new
     
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    Long story short, I work for a small transportation company that's headquartered in a different state, I work in a smaller satellite office. Recently a former worker was rehired that used to work for them years ago, and moved to the office i am in.

    This was about a month ago, HR called me 2 hours after my shift ended to tell me I am going to be on paid administrative leave tomorrow and emailed me some concerns about my poor work performance, and that I take too many breaks, and smoke within 20 feet of the entrance of our building.

    This hasn't been in issue for the three years I've worked here until this bitch came to the office. We rotate an on call schedule and have to remote in from home to cover overnight dispatch, my remote credentials are invalid so I see the writing on the wall.

    This bitch who can't keep her mouth shut also wastes company time is constantly facetiming with her toe headed kids and husband and there is another girl in the office(they are both mexican) and always talk shit about white people and laugh and tell me not to be offended, I could care less about the white boy talk because I don't give a shit, this job sucks anyways, I've got 2 weeks pay 'and 2 weeks of vacation pay they owe me,


    I should be able to find a job within the next month so i am going out with a blaze of glory and will throw everyone under the bus I can, I will try and channel my inner Bukowski and share the diatribe here at the Shed.

    your welcome.
     
  16. DJ Retardo

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    its cool ever sice she came in i have dreaded work, so they did the hard part for me
     
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    File a complaint w/ HR about the Mexican's racist comments, then if you get fired, you can sue, saying you were fired for complaining. Use the loss of the job as a way to get out from under your debt, either bankruptcy or put the screws to your creditors and pay off w/ pennies on the dollar.
     
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