Just got back from a nice Chinese Restaurant with the wife. Feeling like I had a little too much. Here's what I threw down my gullet tonight. one pint of won ton soup 6 spare ribs 1/2 of a scallion pancake 3 fried dumplings one pint of chicken and broccoli one pint of pork fried rice half of my wife's general tso's chicken 2 cups of tea 2 glasses of water one diet pepsi (see, I was being conscious of my calorie intake fuckers) one fortune cookie- It told me that I was bound for greatness or some shit. The wife wants to play Wii bowling tonight. I think I am going to puke.