I think I ate too much for dinner

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  1. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Just got back from a nice Chinese Restaurant with the wife. Feeling like I had a little too much. Here's what I threw down my gullet tonight. :belch:

    one pint of won ton soup
    6 spare ribs
    1/2 of a scallion pancake
    3 fried dumplings
    one pint of chicken and broccoli
    one pint of pork fried rice
    half of my wife's general tso's chicken
    2 cups of tea
    2 glasses of water
    one diet pepsi (see, I was being conscious of my calorie intake fuckers)
    one fortune cookie- It told me that I was bound for greatness or some shit.

    The wife wants to play Wii bowling tonight. I think I am going to puke. :puke:
     
  2. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    you'll be hungry in an hour
     
  3. dawg

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    You could feed a third world country with just your meal Monk.
     
  4. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    this
     
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  6. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I usually eat pretty healthy, but I was TUNGRY tonight.

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  7. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    At least you still fit into that faaaaavorite shirt.

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    Bwahahaha
     
  9. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Predictable post is predictable.... :rolleyes:
     
  10. latin mami

    latin mami aye aye aye VIP

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    I could probably live off of that for at least 2 weeks
     
  11. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I forgot to add that the bill including tip came to 68 bucks. :facepalm:
     
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    gluttony
     
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    :lol: I wonder if he will take it back saying the button wasn't there when he bought it??
     
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    You a big boy Monk?
     
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    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    I had Hunan Beef Take out. :asian:
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    I had leftover pizza. :(
     
  18. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    No. My weight is actually good for my height. Just ate like a fucking beast tonight. Feel much better now. Wii bowling helped.:thumbup2:
     
  19. dawg

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    Keep telling yourself that Monk.
     
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    The Muslim Brotherhood should take you out.