I think I found a chick for Phaneepack/2Moobs

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  1. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    https://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-liv...-pic-colostomy-bags-goes-viral-195000147.html

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    (Newser) - Bethany Townsend thought her modeling days were done for good three years ago when she got fitted with two colostomy bags, a result of her lifelong fight with Crohn's disease. But after a hiatus as a makeup artist, that modeling career might just be getting started, thanks to a viral photo of herself posing in a bikini with those colostomy bags in full view, reports People.
    The 23-year-old shared the photo with Crohn's and Colitis UK Facebook page after deciding that "my colostomy bags shouldn't control my life," she explains in the post.

    Townsend tells the Huffington Post that she has been floored by the global reaction and hopes she can inspire others in similar positions to "feel a little bit more comfortable in their own skin." She's going to do that and more, writes Marie Southard Ospina at Bustle. "In a world so focused on aesthetics, where differences and 'flaws' are rejected rather than embraced, Townsend is the type of person really making a change." Her decision to share the photo "isn't just brave; it's beautiful." Agreed, writes Heather Cichowski at the Gloss. She's "already a role model, and soon she will be a successful model too."
     
  2. gilaet

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    Nope, she's tanning.
     
  3. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Too ethnic?
     
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    anal with no shit dick :yes:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    People have said you should add that as a smiley, Dawg.:pray:
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    That's gonna make for an interesting tan line.
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Whats a colostomy bag? :smile:
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    For reals though, serious as a heart attack.

    Once eyes are laid upon the colostomy bag, it's assholes and elbows for the doorway. I'm outtie y'alls.

    :c
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Orgy Pants teklife

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    even chicks with colostomy bags have standards.
     
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  13. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    She could lose about 10 pounds robin
     
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    max rockatansky I'm just here for the gasoline Gold

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    Al Jourgensen from Ministry is probably sporting wood.
     
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    wtf are you talking about faggit?

    you haven't been laid since the Magna Carta.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    What are you flapping your soup cooler about over there?

    Shouldn't you be buckling down for natural disasters right about now, in your good ol' Swampland USA? Fucking hillbilly, go suck a fucking hayseed.

    :c
     
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    Shouldn't you be buckling down for an earthquake, or a 10,000 acre shitstorm of a fire nigga?

    Or maybe you should be buying extra boxes of Beefaroni for all of the TB infested chilrren who will be shortly knocking on your section 8 shitshack, asking for a little lagniappe :c