i think i got a virus on my mac

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    exploit-scriptnull, it says. i can't quarantine it or find it to delete it. internet is no help. dawg's saloon will definitely be able to help even though internet can't.

    help me, beautiful.
     
  2. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    sounds very serious
     
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    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    don't watch beastiality porn and it wouldn't happen.
    Problem solved :hat:
     
  4. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    Malwarebytes.
     
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  6. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    look, i'm still going to watch fucked up porn movies, so telling me not to isn't going a work.

    figure this shit out you saloon geniuses. i never got a virus before. not on my computer. not on/in my body.
     
  7. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye Beam me up, Mr. Speaker. VIP

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    Did you turn it upside down? That always works, hermano. Ancient Chinese secret.
     
  8. jackie the jerk

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    This is a trojan detection. Unlike viruses, trojans do not self-replicate. They are spread manually, often under the premise that they are beneficial or wanted. The most common installation methods involve system or security exploitation, and unsuspecting users manually executing unknown programs. Distribution channels include email, malicious or hacked web pages, Internet Relay Chat (IRC), peer-to-peer networks, etc.
     
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    Dont ask me what that means I just Gookled it
     
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    You run Windows?
     
  12. Daveindiego

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    You gots to chillax on all that gay porn you're downloading. :smile:
     
  13. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    it's a .exe file. i'm mac sad. :(
     
  14. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    all I hear about is how mac doesn't get viruses :no:
     
  15. Daveindiego

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    :lol:

    Dinkus just snared a Nerd. :jj:
     
  16. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I think that Easy-E said it best so long ago....

    "Throw it in the gutter, and go buy another"

    :c
     
  17. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    or he used google, I saw that too
     
  18. jackie the jerk

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    Try reading you homo
     
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    Try reading you homo
     
  20. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Hey, whoa. Settle down, sparky. No need to multi-post it.

    :c