I think I just got a new date with a SECOND girl from the dating site

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by garypagetwo, Jul 28, 2013.

  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    Wow :cool: 2013 year of the garypagetwo???
    If anyone needs any tips on picking up chicks just ask.
     
  2. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    KOC jerked off into any condoms lately??? :jj:
     
  3. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    fuck off
     
  5. Nantrax

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    This

    Please share pics of the lucky ladies. :pray:
     
  6. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    sounds like you're doing things right, Gar
     
  7. gilaet

    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    At this rate you can disappoint every girl in the Netherlands in 60,000,000 years.
     
  8. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars VIP

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    Gary is a player.
     
  9. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    That was you, stupid. :jj: I put condoms on and fuck women with them. You don't.
     
  10. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    no way man, I don't want anyone here fucking with them.
    Thanks!!!! :)
    :D Thanks bro!!! Where's your avatar?
     
  11. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    I'm never going to stop laughing when both these "pick-ups" culminate in you sobbing desperately into your teddy bear. Just telling you now.

    :dancin:
     
  12. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    you put a condom on your tongue???
     
  13. gilaet

    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    Gary are you slow?
     
  14. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    That doesn't even make sense.
     
  15. FatKidSullivan

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    Burn. Good one Gary. KOC won't have a comeback for that one.
     
  16. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    It's taking him years to get laid, if that's what you mean.
     
  17. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Gare,

    What's your opening line when you contact these honeys.
     
  18. FatKidSullivan

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    I told you he wouldn't be able to have a comeback for that. In your face, GP2 style.
     
  19. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    :bigcry:
     
  20. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    "I'm a complete faggot. Want to borrow my t-shirts?"