I Think I May Have Been Sleepjacking Again

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  1. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    I woke up this morning and looked for my phone, which I left charging on the top of a dresser.

    The charger was still there, plugged in, but the phone was not. The little metal piece was bent upward.

    I found my phone in my pocket, with the screen covered in dried jizz. Touch screen does not work and it is black with some jizz lines. No clue how it ended up there in that condition
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    probably wasn't even your jizz
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    Don't be ridiculous.
     
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