I Think I May Have Been Sleepjacking Again

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    I woke up this morning and looked for my phone, which I left charging on the top of a dresser.

    The charger was still there, plugged in, but the phone was not. The little metal piece was bent upward.

    I found my phone in my pocket, with the screen covered in dried jizz. Touch screen does not work and it is black with some jizz lines. No clue how it ended up there in that condition
     
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    gilaet forum Tommy Jarvis Gold

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    probably wasn't even your jizz
     
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    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    Don't be ridiculous.
     
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