I Think I May Have Been Sleepwalking Again

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  1. Tigger Please

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    WTF!

    I woke up this morning and looked for my phone, which I left charging on the top of a dresser.

    The charger was still there, plugged in, but the phone was not. The little metal piece was bent upward.

    I found my phone in my purse, with the screen cracked. Touch screen does not work and it is black with some vertical lines. No clue how it ended up there in that condition
     
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    You have a bad drinking problem.
     
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    None whatsoever
     
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    You mean you didn't intentionally send me all of those naked pictures?
     
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    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    :burp:
     
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    No, I did. Everything after that is just a blank.
     
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    I'll be wanting my log splitter back. Tia.

     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    I used to sleep walk all the time. It was quite embarrassing, to say the least :nocheer:
     
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    I don't drink but I have been known to sleepwalk, although not in a while.
     
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    I once sleepwalked/ran out of bed, into the front room, unlocked the door, down the stairs and driveway, and down the sidewalk at 2AM in LA... hell of a thing to wake up to...
     
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    Had a college roommate that did that. Hilarious, but sometimes dangerous....
     
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    ever have sex when this happens?
     
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    that would be hot.
     
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    Thank goodness I didn't go to the neighbor's house or anything. But for all I know, I may have.

    I woke up in my closet once. It was totally dark and I had no clue what was going on. Another time I woke up holding the doorknob to my bedroom, saying "I'm not going!!!"
     
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    No such luck!
     
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    Wife and I have started having sex in our sleep. We wake up mid-coitus. It's happened several times :cheer:
     
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    Nice! I hope if this happens to me I'm not somewhere like the neighbor's house or 7-11
     
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    The most important thing that I learned from this is that you're a chick. Hey baby...
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    I thought everyone knew that!
     
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    ambien?