I think I might get laid tonight but I'm too scared to buy condoms

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    I've NEVER bought condoms. Usually a friend will buy for himself when he thinks he's going to get laid, and give me a few...and I'm all out :/

    Fuck social anxiety
     
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    Make sure the dude pulls out; I don't want you getting pregnant
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    None of this is true. Fuck you Gary. :fil:
     
  5. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    I'm also drinking right now
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    and I'm ALREADY 30 minutes late and I haven't even left home
     
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    ask you mom to get you some
     
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    my friend had this same problem .. he'd ask me to buy condoms for him cuz he was too embarrassed to walk into Walgreens. I was all .. it's no big deal man WTF??
     
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    Norway doesn't have self checkout?
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    Haha, nice. You're a cool friend if you helped him out :)
    No
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I used to buy straws and razor blades together. I have no shame.
     
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    I used to buy 3 Benzedrex packages, cinnamon capsules, OJ, KY or Astroglide, ciggs and beer together. :jj:
     
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    you crazy girl
     
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    wow thats gay
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    blossom :mrpeanut:
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    ok im going out c ya later guys
     
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    Are you Magnum sized?:drool:
     
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    :facepalm: