I think I Shared a Public Urinal with a TransGendered Dude Today

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  1. unclefreddy

    unclefreddy Well-Known Member

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    I went to the movie theater at noon to see a matinee and after the movie I went to the bathroom. As I stood pissing in the urinal I heard someone walking towards the bathroom door. It sounded like a fat woman in wooden high heels. The person chose a urinal behind me and started to piss.

    In my life, I have never a heard a piss like this. It was more of a spray and it was a lot like a sprinkler. I was dumfounded and confused. I then went to the sink area and proceeded to wash my hands when I saw slightly the reflection of the he-she on the other side. I didn't look closely, but it was almost like a big foot sighting, I wasn't sure what I saw.

    Has anyone shared a bathroom with a transgendered dude or is a transgendered dude, is that how you piss. What is thing called cis-gender.
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  2. StRyDeRxX

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    Sorry dude but you probably got Da Aids now! :(
     
  3. Snotty

    Snotty Crunchy guy living in a creamy world...... VIP

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    Ugly assed attention whore men in wigs and horrible makeup........Does not a woman make.......
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    Was he shaving?
     
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    to his credit he did pick the correct toilet I feel
     
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    this story is so.....I don't know.........kinda sexy
     
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    Well now that's enough to make you hurl, isn't it! :puke:
     
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    Why is this trans gender shit suddenly the most important issue out there? I mea of all the issues facing America right now this transgender issue represents the largest and most pressing need? Not inner city plight or bad health care for kids?
    You would think this community represents 20 percent of the population the way they go on when in reality it is probably less than one percent
     
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    I'm confused on the whole transgender thing. When you say "transgender dude", are you referring to a guy who has transgendered into a chick or a chick who has transgendered into a guy? And is transgender the same thing as a post op sex change or does it refer to only before they actually have the sex change?
     
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    It was me. I tried extremely hard to ignore you, but you kept staring at my pants, er, dress. I would've just walked right by, but you reached out for a quick feel and then whispered to me, "Do me Caitlin style"...

    For the record, I think you are uncouth.
     
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    Do you feel evolved?
     
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    A cis-gendered male is a person born male who identifies as a male. (I.e I have a cock and balls and I identify as a dude)

    A cis-gendered female is a person born female who identifies as female. (i.e Ive got boobies and a vagina - and I identify as a chick)

    Cis just means same - you identify with what you were born with (basically).
     
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    Cis and trans are also used in organic chemistry to identify the orientation of two or more side-groups relative to the plane of a carbon chain or ring (basically). Cis-groups are on the same side of the parent structure while trans groups are on opposite sides (basically).
     
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    Do transvestites not exist anymore or all all dudes who,dress like a woman transgendered?
     
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    There are some, probably just a couple, of transgender men with implants that are next to impossible to tell that they're actually a man.

    Example, his name is Victoria. She was on a reality TV show, I think in Italy, that had 2 men trying to date her. Neither of them had any idea that she was actually a man.

    What do you think? Does she pass for a woman?

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    So to be clear, this was a woman that became a man? I.E Chaz Bono?
     
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    Man hands. Always look at their hands
     
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    was it a she he or a he she

    If he thought it was a woman why didn't it use the woman's bathroom?