I Think I Was Abducted by Aliens

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  1. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I've never told anybody this, except for maybe on another message board. It happened 3-4 years ago on a Saturday around 3:00 p.m. My gf and I were at my apartment watching "Lost" on dvd. I never fall asleep in my recliner in the middle of the day, but the next thing I knew I was waking up around 7:00 p.m. I looked over at my gf and she was also coming to at the same time. The same episode of Lost was playing as well. That's pretty fucked up.
     
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  3. Mr. Potato Head

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    You guys sound lazy.
     
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    Gaping
     
  5. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    That's beside the point.
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I should call Friend Martin about this.
     
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    You guys aren't taking this seriously. I demand to be taken seriously!
     
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    you were roofied
     
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    Was your wrestling belt collection touched during the 4 hours you were "away"?
     
  14. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Possibly.

    That was before I became champ.
     
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    Same thing happened to me, but it was during an episode of Facts of Life.
     
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    The aliens took you. Seriously.



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    moooose is on a publicity tour. wait your turn