I think I wipe my butt too much.

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  1. cygnus2112

    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    It burns now and i saw blood streaks on the toilet paper.
    Maybe its time to go back to wet wipes.
    Don't want a bloody, hemorrhoid ridden asshole fucking up my bowel movements.
     
  2. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    Switch to Depends
     
  3. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...something in your diet? too much coffee, smoking, alcohol or fast food kind of stuff. eat some greens, broccoli, romaine or red or green lettuce. drink as much water as you can too. so many of us dont drink enough water during the day. or you could get heather clem to assist, i heard she has experience in butt wiping.
     
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    [video=youtube;KyRZIbC_n-c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyRZIbC_n-c[/video]
     
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    theres no embarassment in using a wet wipe to get the job done. Gets you nice and clean and doesn't ravage your asshole!
     
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    Its probably just the hamster bleeding.:whistle:
     
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    get a toto toilet.

    or a portable bidet (look at amazon - they are only like $15).
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    wipe your ass with a snow cone. works for me.
     
  10. cygnus2112

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    definitely too much smoking. lol
    and i thought heather was doing that because Bubba was too fat to reach his own ass?
    i dont have that problem at all.
    Im thin and my diet is good, only bad bad habit is the smoking cigarettes. i barely drink alcohol.
    its gotta be from wiping too much with dry paper.
     
  11. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    Its healthy...wipe it until it bleeds.
     
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    I had the same problem bro. So I started washing my ass in the shower. I would literally get in the shower and stoop down so my asshole was under the running water. It works.
     
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    after every single doody?
    what if you are visiting a friend or relative that lives far and u gotta make a doody? can u hold it long? i cant. lol
     
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    Stop wiping your ass with sandpaper.
     
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    Hahahaha...even if you use depends, you still gotta wipe your ass. :jj:
     
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    Go to the bar. This thread ranks right up there with "What do you like on your hot dog"
     
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    i thought this was the bar after seeing the thread title
     
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    Do what Howard does. Take a baby wipe and excavate!
     
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    Dude, clearly you have a fucked up diet. Bet you eat fast food, processed food and drink soda. You will have big ass butt hurts until you change your diet. It is that simple.