I think im an alcoholic...

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  1. SneakAtoke

    SneakAtoke Active Member

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    I can't sleep without consuming a 12 pack of coors light a night....am i a alcoholic or a insomniac?:dontknow:
     
  2. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    You are also a woman, based on what you drink...
     
  3. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    Coors Light? Are you a teenager? Do you still eat corndogs too?

    What adult drinks Coors Light?
     
  4. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    I'm the same way with booze. Last Friday night I didn't drink and was up until Sunday.
     
  5. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    alcoholics who make $13.00 an hour.
     
  6. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    this schtick is slightly better than the "I'm new here" schtick
     
  7. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    sup, new guy?
     
  8. SneakAtoke

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    It's the world's most refreshing beer!...not to mention delicious!...So fuck you little buddy.
     
  9. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    That's because it's pretty much water. The good thing is you can drink 50 of them without getting drunk.
     
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    sammyr134 Mister Sunshine Banned User

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    Wave bye-bye to your liver ...and once its gone, it doesn't come back
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    ...and ride public-transit after the DMV yanks their license
     
  13. AmishGirl

    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    Instead of drinking, try taking a Benadryl to go to sleep - it's MUCH more effective, cheaper, and you wake up the next morning feeling awake instead of hungover.
     
  14. Mr. Potato Head

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    :pickme:
     
  15. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Fucking beer snobs. :cwl:

    Is there a lower form of humanity?
     
  16. SneakAtoke

    SneakAtoke Active Member

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    Hmmmm..
     
  17. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    coors light drinkers? :dontknow:
     
  18. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    wokka wokka wokka! :c
     
  19. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Do you piss yourself during the night? I'd be up every 10 minutes if I drank that much before bed.
     
  20. squigglyline

    squigglyline Double Secret Probation Gold

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