News I think I'm dying right now.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    So I was just taking a shower, and was shaving in the shower, when I rinsed my razor in the shower stream. Well, I blasted both of my eyes with harsh stubble residue, and now my eyes hurt like I have the beach in them.

    Only possible outcome that I can think up is death.

    :fil:

    :davetoke:
     
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  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    And now I'm starting to get hungry.

    :dave:
     
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    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc

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    Hang in there Dave
     
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  5. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    It was like 4 day stubble growth, and it was a lot of it. :fil:
     
  6. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    You're an old man, Dave.
     
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    Never had beach in my eyes. Sounds like a bitch.
     
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    Go get a burro at that taco shop.
     
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    I'm not even 47 yet, Dawg! :fil:
     
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    Let's not be too hasty on the well wishes, Bro.
     
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    I was peeling a potato once, towards myself like a total retard, and a piece of the skin went in my eye. I was a step away from popping my eyeball out with a screwdriver. It hurt like a bitch for a few hours. On a positive note, my wife never asked me to help her again.
     
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    a.) that is a donkey, and you don't get donkeys at the taco shop.

    b.) if I walked into either one of my primary taco shops today, that'd look at me like I'm seriously fucked up. You can't go in every day, they start to get too familiar.
     
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    Hang your boyfriend jizz in them.
     
  14. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    When women ask for help, I find that feigning severe ignorance will cease the requests.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Who the fuck is this guy?

    No, for reals, who the fuck is this guy?
     
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    47 is the new 67 :dontknow:
     
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    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Buh-bye now
     
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    Dave is a legend
     
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    Please don't die until after November. I'd like to see the meltdown.
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    Maybe you shouldn't strain your eyes by staring at a screen... I think you need to give up ALL cell phone, computer, and TV viewing for at least several years! :grad:
     
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