I think I'm dying

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  1. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    I started coughing last night and then all of sudden my right nostril started pouring blood like a faucet and it wouldn't stop for like a half an hour. Then i had some dry blood loogies this morning too.


    :depressed:
     
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    Hospital Clutch! :yay:
     
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    After you die you'll post as a zombie.
    Zombie Clutch. Grrrrrrrrrrrrg
     
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    I've been shitting blood for 3 weeks now.

    How long should I let this go on before I consult my physician?
     
  5. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    You should probly aks Shean he's been doing it for years :dontknow:
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Take pics
     
  7. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    of what? :wtf:
     
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    :haha:
     
  9. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    no, this isnt a haha thread. You dont get it.
     
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    even my 8 year old knows how to dial 9-1-1
     
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    Has he really? I just had my ass checked last year and the little fella that did the probing said all was well up in there.

    Of course, everything I read on the internet lends me to believe I only have a few months to live.
     
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    Eat right and exercise.
     
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    Bro has a point
     
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    Fat people have health problems.
     
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    homo had a nose bleed and thinks he is going to die.
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Bro owns stock in camel non filters, fuck him.
     
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    I also partake in the greenery.
     
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    If you're smoking cigs you're fucked six ways to sunday.
     
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    Stick a tampon up there
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Were you inspired by the model with the shit bag?