And no, Mlaw, they won't know. I'm a terrible, terrible man. I've already got a hookup scheduled with one for later in the night, and the other just hit me up to see what I was up to. I lied and said I had to "go and visit a couple of friends." But we've been talking super sexy on Facebook chat and I'm about to pitch a visit for earlier in the evening with the understanding that I can't stay. I've never had a threesome, and this would be the first time I've banged two chicks in the same night.