I think I'm the BabaBooey of Hawaii..

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  1. HubArkishh

    HubArkishh Active Member

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    Over here for a week in Honolulu for a random vacation, already bored as fuck and wanna go home. Can't cop trees from anyone, they hate white people here, nothing to do at night.. Anyone have any ideas? :dontknow:
     
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    Take down a mirror off the wall and toss your lei necklace on the nail.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    go to the beach?
    eat rainbow shaved ice?
    eat a lunch plate (spam, rice, macaroni)
    take some pictures so we see everything
    I think there is supposed to be good shopping there
    How can you get bored in a dream destination like that?
     
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    Oh please. I've never had a problem finding "trees" when vacationing in europe, Hawaii has got to be a snap. Look, make friends with a bartender. They will take you where you need to go :facepalm:
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    are trees weed or what?
     
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    What the heck does this mean?
     
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    [h=2]I think I'm the BabaBooey of Hawaii..[/h]
    I thought you meant you were the BabaBaloney of Hawaii.

    Carry on.
     
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    Did you fail at throwing the first pitch at a ball game?
     
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    No ice in paradise, brah.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Put your birth announcement in the local paper and run for President.
     
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    I assumed but it really didn't matter, whatever they are the best bet is a younger hotel bartender fore any hookup. You knbow where to find them so they are less likely to fuck you over as say a cab driver. On the islands I've always scored from the guys that drive the trams to and from the tourist spots.
     
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    Why do people feel the need to smoke dope when they travel?
     
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    Because it makes things better. Silly question.
     
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    Traveling has nothing to do with it, he feels the need everywhere.
     
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    Give some examples of places you've been on vacation where you weren't bored? Let me guess, anywhere you were able to get high.
     
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    My favorite fresh seafood restaurant is on the North Shore of Oahu.

    Jamesons by the Sea.

    Moderately priced fantastic fresh fish. Worth the trip since you're already there. Reservations recommended but not required.

    Hit the Dole Plantation on your way up there.

    I also recommend checking out the blow hole over on the east side of the island, and snorkeling at Hanauma Bay. These could both be done in the same day trip.

    If you can get over to the big island, check out Volcano National Park and the black sand beaches.

    Or there's the old leper colony on the island of Molokai, pretty interesting tragic story of how they treated the infected. If you're into that kinda history thing.
     
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