I think Its time for a Howard stern roast of howard

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by knu3421, May 18, 2012.

  1. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    Anything goes.... Howard has to just listen... Artie is in and sal goes last for sure. Who else should be a roaster? Like 6 more
     
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    It would be so funny!
     
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    Billy West and a Howard Puppet.

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    Jackie
     
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    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    A pissed off fred too
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Howard can't even stand a little bit of simple truth these days, let alone criticism. A roast would consist of Gary saying Howie's biggest fault is his need to be the best at everything he does.
     
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    Fine have Sirius give him his fucking dumb bonus so he can count his money during the roast.
     
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    Bob Levy
     
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    As a pescitarian, Howard doesn't want any part of a roast.
     
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    fuck u gary!
     
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    Howard so rich his face is plastic... Ba da dum
     
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    Jeff Ross.........................Roastmaster General
    Colin Quinn......................a fantastic roaster
    Chris Rock.......................funniest guy on the planet, clearly above Howard in the world of comedy, so anything he would say would sting that much more. plus, he actually knows him, giving him that much more material to work with
    Adam Carolla....................has probably stored up a good deal of venom and bile towards Howard over the years, and could articulate it to devastating effect
    Jackie.............................has definitely stored up a tremendous deal of venom and bile towards Howard over the years, and won't be able to articulate it nearly as well, which could be funny in a different way
    Allison.............................the stories she could tell.......................

    Howard would be a fetal, sobbing, gun-in-mouth wreck by the end of it.
     
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    Howard is way too sensitive to be the center of a roast. Imagine the things people would say about him and Beth.
     
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    I hear he is considering it, but he wants the following topics off limits to be roasted:

    - Beth
    - His family
    - His looks
    - AGT
    - His radio show
    - Any other venture he is/was involved in
    - His money/net worth
    - His personal life
    - His celebrity friends
    - His treatment of current and former show staff
    - His past feuds that he has made up with

    Other than those topics, nothing is off limit on a roast.
     
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    A live pelican should have to sit in the artie chair also