News I think it's time to stay away from the water...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Mlaw, Jul 5, 2015.

  1. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    Ok, I get the shark attacks, it's nothing new, and the guy that got eaten by an alligator pretty much covered himself in BBQ sauce --But come the fuck on.

    A guy in Hawaii got stabbed by a swordfish and died, and now a 5 year old girl gets killed by a sturgeon that jumped into the boat she was on with her family. Her brother and mother were injured as well.

    Who the hell gets killed by a fish IN A BOAT???

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    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/07/05/5-year-old-girl-dies-when-sturgeon-jumps-on-boat-striking-her/

    http://www.cbsnews.com/news/hawaii-man-impaled-killed-by-swordfish/
     
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    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    I enjoyed how the 3 anchors all grin like goofballs as she starts the story
     
  3. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    I think they are programmed to do that, like robots
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP

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    I used to help an old man net fish in a river......We once caught a Sturgeon so big we tied it to the boat and drug it
    to shore.....It weighed close to two hundred pounds and was armor plated.....Much like an armadillo.....I didn't know that they jumped because they are bottom feeders....But if you were hit by one, You'd know it......
     
  5. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...was the sturgeon a keeper? theyre damn good eating.
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Team Pool! :ublob:

    Fuck the global warming piss water breeding ground of predator fish-snacks!
     
  7. Tipsey Russell

    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    that river monster guy did a show on some huge ass sturgeon
    they're pretty enormous and dangerous according to him
     
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    DDragon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    The guy in Hawaii who got stabbed by a swordfish was an idiot because he brought the fish on board alive with his bare hands and was trying to hold on to it.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    was the 5yr old a shithead?