I think I've finally hit rock bottom

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Jul 26, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    If I don't find another job I'm gonna be all like


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  2. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP

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    Shut up.
     
  3. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Its cool, dude. At least you have chicken.
     
  4. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    I hope not because I voted you people I would hate to get banned.
     
  5. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP

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    HAL death blow.... BOOM!!!
     
  6. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    Did they fire you?
     
  7. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I saw a professional hot-dog eating contest the other day. I think the guy won $100.

    He won something........and ate about 40 hotdogs. :puke:
     
  8. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    [video=youtube;MoGQ9lu7t58]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoGQ9lu7t58[/video]
     
  9. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Put an application in with a competing gloryhole establishment.
     
  10. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    You get free doughnuts and sangwiches all the time. :dontknow:
     
  11. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    I thought ya hit rock bottom when ya had a cock in yer mouth. Only up from there Stay positive :yes:
     
  12. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    :spit:
     
  13. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    So in what place did you come in?
     
  14. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Chriza what is for lunch today?
     
  15. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Get Oderus out of this thread
     
  16. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    you mean miss chrizzers is buying your cheeseburgers? :point:
     
  17. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    Miss Chriza can probably get you a job mopping up the peep booths at her place of employment. You would have a job where you two can be together all day!
     
  18. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar Gold

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    we all love you chris
     
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    Whatever you do, don't fall for some "online university" bullshit...
     
  20. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Start a sober cab service or an eBay junk dealership. You could afford to buy TWO pairs of shoes at a time.