I think I've found Beefus O'Whoresy's new cause

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  1. TallTyrion

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    If this isn't a tailor made cause for her, I don't know what is:

    http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/09...er-shark-attack-deaths-in-2015/3031442942564/
    Selfie Deaths Outnumber Shark Attacks in 2015
    WASHINGTON, Sept. 22 (UPI) -- A tally of selfie-related incidents leading to deaths this year comes with a startling revelation -- selfie deaths in 2015 outnumber deaths from shark attacks.
    The number of shark attack deaths compiled by website Shark Attack Survivors thus far in 2015 stands at eight, while the number of selfie-related deaths compiled by Mashable.com reached 12 this month after a Japanese tourist fell down the stairs at India's Taj Mahal while attempting to take a selfie.
    The leading cause of deaths from selfie-related incidents was falling, while the next leading cause was train-related accidents while attempting to take self-portrait photos.
    The Russian Interior Ministry launched a "Safe Selfie" campaign in July that included a pamphlet with illustrations of dangerous selfie-taking behavior, while photo-aiding selfie-sticks were banned at events including the Kentucky Derby, Wimbledon and music festivals Coachella and Lollapalooza.
    A man attempting to take a selfie video while driving in his Jeep earlier this month rear-ended another vehicle and had a canoe crash through his windshield. The man was not injured, but he branded the incident a "PSA" warning against distracted driving.
     
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    natural selection :coffee:
     
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    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    we can only hope Beefus is victim #13
     
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    :omg:NOOOOO Half of our reason for existance is to mock Beefus on this board!
    What would we do without her. :tantrum:
     
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    Eat a beautiful soup or get high on wine?
     
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    Yeah.:bigcry:
     
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    Or maybe write a nice note or do some watercolors?
     
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    <<<<sad piano music>>>>>

    "A very sad episode....
    On the next Blossom"
     
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    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    That might turn me into a wiggy pig. No thanks!
     
  11. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Must really be strange to be told constantly to look down, drop the jaw, keep the eyes and mouth shut when your this huge 1 name supermodoe who gave it all up for kit'ns


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