I think my doctor has a crush on me.

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  1. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    He keeps sticking his finger in my ass.
     
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    Mine cups my balls
     
  3. Bro

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    That's the foreplay.
     
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    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    Eye doctor?
     
  5. Gunslinger

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    sounds like you have a crush on your doctor
     
  6. Gunslinger

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    :jj:
     
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    lolz
     
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    He makes house calls
     
  9. Bro

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    :funny:
     
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    I think every straight nerdy male who is a fan a of "Star Trek: The Next Generation" wants Dr. Crusher to stick a finger up their ass. :grad:
     
  11. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    How much respect does OP get? :fil:
     
  12. GHP

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    That's not his finger, Bro
     
  13. Bro

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    That's not your belly button.
     
  14. The Cunt

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    How can he sick his finger up ya ass when he has both hands on ya shoulders
     
  15. Bro

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    I see what you did there.
     
  16. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    No, it's your asshole and his cock
     
  17. The Cunt

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    You should say that to him
     
  18. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    You have the most infuriating avatar.

    I ride my bike past this house almost daily and the people who live there still have their Christmas lights up. I'm all :rolleyes: every time I ride past.

    The other day I see two them out front DOING FUCKING YARDWORK! The Christmas lights hanging there, mocking me. :pie:
     
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    bro's his brown eyed girl
     
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  20. The Cunt

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    it's very cunty of me... wait for my "xmas in july" thread... BTW.. my town still has a" Have a merry Christmas and a good new year sign up... I guess after sandy the town was to busy to take the sign down