i think my fat, disgusting, white trash sister works on the floor below me

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    :facepalm:

    i was leaving yesterday and saw this blubber of a being standing outside on her phone. i had to do a double take.
    havent really seen her in a while so i wasnt 100% sure.

    so i called my mom and told her. she said, "she did make a comment a few weeks ago that she was afraid shed run into me at her place of employment."
     
  2. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    You could have just said "sister" without the adjectives, and we'd figure the rest out for ourselves.
     
  3. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    at least she works...better than most white trash
     
  4. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    this is true
     
  5. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    more shiv lies
     
  6. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Lots of people do telemarketing. You're bound to bump into a few you know.
     
  7. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    she's your sister

    go up to her and give her a hug
     
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  8. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    he'd charge her
     
  9. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    she isnt a telemarketer
     
  10. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    hey bro, have you tried the amazon fire stick with the kodi jailbreak? it's the best thing you'll ever use in your life..
     
  11. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    No but I've read about it. I use emby on my htpc. Kodi is a spinoff of XBMC which I had on my old ass Xbox and it did rule pretty hard. Maybe I'll pick up a fire and check it out.
     
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  12. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Shiv's sister is Baltimore Mike.
     
  13. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    It's nice to see family get together during this holiest of times.
     
  14. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    [​IMG]
     
  15. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Unknown Member VIP

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    More Shiv pain. :emperor:
     
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  16. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Greenville is known for its skyline in the Janitorial District, so it may be possible.
     
  17. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause of the leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
     
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  18. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    ya thats her
     
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  19. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    wait, you saved her pic? :jj:
     
  20. RH Goatcabin

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    Got a new job yet?