I Think My Kidneys Are Failing

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  1. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    That's why I have gout, them shits can't filter out the uric acid no more. My doctor gave me a blood order requisition today but I didn't do it because I'm afraid to know. I'll probably be dead in six months, alcohol has destroyed my body. I hope all you faggots die before me though. My only regrets are I never got to hug Mari and I never got to punch Shiv in his fat fucking face. :finger:
     
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  3. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    no they're not
     
  4. VeeB

    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    Why would you post something like that here?
     
  5. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    Die a slow painful death.
     
  6. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Nigga gankin Tha Kids dyin swag yo
     
  7. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    then why the fuck would a 30 year old have gout :pissed:
     
  8. Mr Sinister

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    you're dying:lmao:
     
  9. blairg

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    I'll off myself before the pain gets too much :hat:
     
  10. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    :yes:
     
  11. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    it will pass
     
  12. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Dont worry about it
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I've seen your "cooking threads". :rolleye:

    I'm surprised you're not dead yet.
     
  15. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    how much vodka do you house on a daily basis?
     
  16. Mr. Potato Head

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    You should borrow Lever's gun. :grad:
     
  17. Mr Sinister

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    stop drinking straighten up and fly right kid
     
  18. blairg

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    I'm convinced I have 6 months left.
     
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    Dude, kidneys can take a FUCKTON of punishment... just ask mine.
     
  20. blairg

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    it's too late, why bother.