i think my one year old slutty cat is having kitties.

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  1. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    what do I need to know? she was in heat twice & now I think she missed her period & might be getting chubby. we fucked up whatever, but never had kittens, what do we do? food, bedding? etc etc:dontknow: do I have to cut any nasty cords?
     
  2. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    She will probably have them in a dresser drawer or under a bed. Somewhere where you're not planning so don't bother with food or bedding. She will eat the afterbirth and possibly one of the kittens if it is midgety or gimpy. She will feed the survivors so you don't have to do anything. A few days later they will learn to meow and annoy the shit out of you.
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    nature is awful :tears:
     
  4. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    good fuckin gawd, no shit?:facepalm:
     
  5. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    You should probably start by checking your dick for feline AIDS
     
  6. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Yup. You'll get her fixed right quick after this ordeal is over.
     
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    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Then he should check his daughter... slippery slope
     
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    Two finger maguilicutty
     
  9. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    :hat:
     
  10. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    is it too late for the morning after hammer?
     
  11. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Sounds like you'll have fun.
     
  12. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    No comment.
     
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    Dirty South Large Member

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    :lol:
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    How do you know so much about kitten birthing?
     
  15. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Been there done that. I may have even had a thread about it at one time. With gross pictures.
     
  16. Billy Brown

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    Bob Barker is not happy with stripes right now.
     
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    Do they really eat it's own children?
    Fookin brutal
     
  18. Vol

    Vol Member

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    Once you know she is pregnant try to make a bed or something for her. A box works well if its in a low traffic place. if you are lucky she will have them there. Ultimately she will have them where she feels safe and most likely that means in a closet or a drawer or under a bed. You dont really have to do much. She will do everything.
     
  19. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Please post a link to said thread.
     
  20. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    fixed!