I think my pinky is very badly sprained.

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  1. Bro

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    My wife like to grab that finger and twist it.

    Lately my hand hurts when I write. I mean really hurts.

    First I thought it was arthritis. Then I thought Carpel Tunnel.

    I decided to tape up my pinky finger with electric tape (old school finger jamming spraining remedy) and already my hand feels better.

    This needed a thread.
     
  2. fletchman71

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    Your wife needs a punch in the face.
     
  3. gilaet

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    Clean the kitchen when you're told the first time.
     
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    Your wife is a cunt.

    Next time she tries that shit, be a man and grab her nip and twist it as hard as you can.
     
  5. Bro

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    The point is my hand immediately felt better.
     
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    I'm still alive, but I'm very badly burned.
     
  7. Bro

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    :lo5:

    Somebody gets it.
     
  8. Bro

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    Now I get to yell at my wife again tonight for making me wear this ridiculous tape on my finger for the next month.
     
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    so now not only are you a food expert but aslo a medical expert..excellent work Bro :mrpeanut:
     
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    That'll show her. :facepalm:
     
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    Probably should just cut the thing off
     
  12. Bro

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    Pro tip:

    Electrical tape works great as a finger brace if you jam or sprain your finger. Plus it comes in lots of pretty colors.
     
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    "How to be completely emasculated by your wife and eat like a complete fag" by Bud ... Can't wait to read it.
     
  14. Bro

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    She already thinks I blame her for everything.
     
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    You really should use medical tape. Electrical tape doesn't breathe and your skin is going to get all icky.
     
  16. Bro

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    I think it's cute that she grabs that finger. She gets it every time. I dare her. Grab it!
     
  17. Bro

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    pfft.

    You know nothing.
     
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    Da fuq??? :wtf:

    Does your wife eat as healthy as you?
     
  19. Bro

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    Also My skin is allergic to medical tape but still, electrical tape works awesome.
     
  20. Bro

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    lol