I think my wife wants to have sex tonight

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  1. Dave

    Dave Well-Known Member

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    Help me stay awake until she goes to sleep.

    Crosswords, funny websites... anything :munch:
     
  2. Dave

    Dave Well-Known Member

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  3. Shivvy

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    i felt this way last night :jj:
     
  4. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    That's just fucking wrong, you cock-withholder.
     
  5. Dave

    Dave Well-Known Member

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    She's reading her kindle right now, that helps.
     
  6. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Just knock her out. Problem solved.

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  7. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    haha not married but been with my gf long enough to understand your situation.
     
  8. Dave

    Dave Well-Known Member

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    I know there's an immature joke in there somewhere I just can't put it together.
     
  9. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Unknown Member VIP

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    Life is short. Tap.
     
  10. Colon Cowboy

    Colon Cowboy Well-Known Member

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    Just bang her dude....no matter how tired I am, or how much I don't feel like doing it I always feel good after...
     
  11. Dave

    Dave Well-Known Member

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    fixt
     
  12. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    I had sex with my ex wife last night...
     
  13. Dave

    Dave Well-Known Member

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    How does that help me Stevie?
     
  14. Colon Cowboy

    Colon Cowboy Well-Known Member

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    Liar..
     
  15. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    :console:
     
  16. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    means he is free tonight to help jack u off.
     
  17. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I would get VERY upset with my penis-provider if he didn't put out. I make myself available whenever he wants it, I expect the same courtesy. :no:
     
  18. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Come on man, sex is like pizza, right? :dontknow:
     
  19. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    It doezznt, but it makes me happy...
     
  20. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    sometimes we r just not in the mood ok?? :nono: