Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Dave, Jul 26, 2012.
Help me stay awake until she goes to sleep.
Crosswords, funny websites... anything
i felt this way last night
That's just fucking wrong, you cock-withholder.
She's reading her kindle right now, that helps.
Just knock her out. Problem solved.
haha not married but been with my gf long enough to understand your situation.
I know there's an immature joke in there somewhere I just can't put it together.
Life is short. Tap.
Just bang her dude....no matter how tired I am, or how much I don't feel like doing it I always feel good after...
I had sex with my ex wife last night...
How does that help me Stevie?
means he is free tonight to help jack u off.
I would get VERY upset with my penis-provider if he didn't put out. I make myself available whenever he wants it, I expect the same courtesy.
Come on man, sex is like pizza, right?
It doezznt, but it makes me happy...
sometimes we r just not in the mood ok??