I think of corporatitions everytime I squeeze my mustard jar and nothing comes out.

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  1. Bro

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    Damn you greedy corporations for making us squeeze mustard out of a jar instead of using a knife like the good Lord intended.
     
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    No my mustard jar is not my penis.
     
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    You call that a jar, bro?
     
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    1 man 1 jar...
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    The proper term for the modern mustard container is "squeeze bottle". :grad: This also applies to other condiment varietals.
     
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    You seem angry, bro. Need a hug?
     
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    I will never stoop as low as squeeze mayo
     
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    Occupy Grey Poupon
     
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    But what about ketchup? let's talk ketchup.
     
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    Occupy French's
     
  12. gwartney

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    Why is it that no matter how many times you do it, that first squirt of mustard is yellow water? You'd think that it would eventually run out of extra water but no, every fucking time, my bread gets soggy. It's probably because I use French's mustard and they are passive aggressively getting back at the US for being war mongers or something like that.
     
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    its called musquirt...it was a sniglet way back & the only one i remember for some reason

    ha, its even in the urban dictionary
     
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    believe it or not i always unscrew the top and use a butter knife
     
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    I have 4 or 5 types of mustard in my refrigerator(I horde condiments), none of those mustards are that crappy yellow variety. :puke:
     
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    [TABLE]
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    [TD="class: word"]musquirt [/TD]
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    [TD="class: text, colspan: 2"]The watery liquid that comes out of the mustard bottle if one fails to shake it vigorously.
    Excuse me my good man, but your are getting musquirt all over my wife...
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    I went to put mustard on my hotdog and all I got was this fuckin musquirt
     
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    i have right now

    honey mustard
    hot chink mustard
    dijon mustard
    golden brown mustard
    yellow mustard
    grey poupon mustard
     
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    :bully:
     
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    I don't think Sears has Grey Poupon. :bully:
     
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    Chinese Mustard
    Dijon Mustard
    Brown Mustard
    Whole Grain Mustard
    Ballpark-style Mustard
    (I am a Honey Mustard freak, but I find it easy to make my own and it tastes better)

    I have three types of ketchup:
    Regular Heinz Ketchup(classics never go out of style)
    Curry Ketchup(I make it myself and keep it around)
    Spicy Banana Ketchup

    If I did inventory on my hot sauces and pickles, I'd be here all day long listing them.