He noticed I hadn't posted for a while and checked my profile probably to see when I last logged in. Don't worry my friend, I was in Tampa/St.Pete over the New Year, then got stuck down there for an additional four days because of all the cancelled flights when that big snowstorm hit a few days after. I'm perfectly fine and tan!
Don't worry, your BFF Warmth was still obsessing over me the whole time I was gone. And still does to this day even though I barely post anymore. Shit's boring as hell, don't know how you constantly have hundreds of posts daily.
The last time I clicked on your profile was probably when I last PM'ed you, which had to have been months ago.