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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Oh hey guys

    So I have a question

    I love to eat spicy foods but I do not love the adventures on the toilet the next day

    Is it true that you can build up a tolerance for it? I.E., instead of having a spicy meal once or twice a week, if I eat it more regularly, will my ass feel any less fucked by AIDS? And if not, are their other household remedies or meditation techniques that will assist me?

    Thanks for your time :hat:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    In other news, I found out that the secret to enjoying Hamburger Helper is to use shredded cheese and a buttfuck of hot sauce
     
  3. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    White people problems
     
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    i havent eaten Hamburger Helper in over 12 years
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Poor white people problems
     
  6. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    I used to eat spicy hot foods, but now my bowels cant handle it. :facepalm: Getting Old fucking sucks
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Well look who shows up in a thread about sore arseholes :fil:
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I've become that way with fast food (which probably isn't a bad thing). Now that I'm in my thirties, greasy fried food makes my digestive system feel like I ate a live rat
     
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    When you look in the mirror do you see a Mexican or an Indian? Your pastey white ass needs to eat less spicey food. Try tater tot hot dish, it's delicious.
     
  10. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    I had the medium salsa at Chipotle last night, about to go drop a deuce...I'll let you know how it goes.
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Try what??? :wtf:
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Medium?

    Brules

    That is gaaaaaay
     
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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    :wtf: it's tater tots, ground beef and cream of mushroomsoup :facepalm:
     
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    umm i won the whitest guy here at the Shed...medium is an adventure for me.
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'm going to pretend that doesn't sound like it would actually be kind of good
     
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    ass play is not cool
     
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    that medium Chipotle sauce burns my tongue and gives me hiccups

    I get hiccups from spicey food
     
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    it's awesome :dance:
     
  19. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    next time take two Gas X. it will help. no lie
     
  20. Mack

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    I'd say you can build a tolerance but I don't really know because I've eaten spicy foods since I was old enough to eat.

    I can only remember shitting fire a couple of times. One was from the 4 horsemen burger. Ouch.