Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Rubber Biscuit, Dec 13, 2015.
Filthy sailors. Going port to port.......
Great thread. Will shit again.
No, but there is something to be said about lying on your back, getting a blow job, watching ESPN, not moving a muscle, while the wife is going to town. Very unselfish of her. Thanks babe. She even cleans me up too.
Watching men tackle each other in skin tight pants.
Wacking with a condom is cool because of the funny sounds. Fleshlight plus condom is a symphony of fart noises.
Less clean up with a rubber and a woman. On that note...my bedspread looks like a fuckin piece of plywood these days...
Wacking with a condom..you don't wanna get your hand pregnant..?
tits in the face for the win.
Condom sex is slightly better than beating off, mostly because you got a BJ and got to munch on her furburger first.
Its only gay if your skin tight pants guys lose to the other teams skin tight pants guys.
Disagree. Banging a hot chick with a rubber is better than beating off.
Not having A.I.D.S. and herpes is also better than having A.I.D.S. and herpes
I'm really glad I never thought of this. There was a thread about dudes microwaving various food objects and fucking them. I never thought of that either.
Expand your horizons, I say.
Hey, I'm all live and let live. It just isn't for me personally but if you like it, it's all good.
I think you have to insist on starting with her giving you oral. No condom. Fuck for awhile, with condom. Then take off the condom for the finish; preferably with oral.
Spewing in the condom isn't all that great, agreed.
Sex is great but nothing beats the real thing. - Adam Carolla
Then they gingerly cup each other's buttocks to say, "Hey, good work, pal."
It's: Good game!!