I think that beating off is better than sex with a condom

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  1. Rubber Biscuit

    Rubber Biscuit Well-Known Member Banned User

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    yes.
     
  2. Mr. Potato Head

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    Filthy sailors. Going port to port.......
     
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  3. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Great thread. Will shit again.
     
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    No, but there is something to be said about lying on your back, getting a blow job, watching ESPN, not moving a muscle, while the wife is going to town. Very unselfish of her. Thanks babe. She even cleans me up too.
     
  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Watching men tackle each other in skin tight pants.
     
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    Exactly :jj:
     
  7. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Wacking with a condom is cool because of the funny sounds. Fleshlight plus condom is a symphony of fart noises.
     
  8. Chrisboom

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    Less clean up with a rubber and a woman. On that note...my bedspread looks like a fuckin piece of plywood these days...
    :facepalm:
     
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    Wacking with a condom..you don't wanna get your hand pregnant..?
     
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    tits in the face for the win.


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    Condom sex is slightly better than beating off, mostly because you got a BJ and got to munch on her furburger first.
     
  12. Estocada

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    Its only gay if your skin tight pants guys lose to the other teams skin tight pants guys.
     
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    Disagree. Banging a hot chick with a rubber is better than beating off.

    Not having A.I.D.S. and herpes is also better than having A.I.D.S. and herpes :grad:
     
  14. Estocada

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    I'm really glad I never thought of this. There was a thread about dudes microwaving various food objects and fucking them. I never thought of that either.
     
  15. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Expand your horizons, I say.
     
  16. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Hey, I'm all live and let live. It just isn't for me personally but if you like it, it's all good.
     
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    I think you have to insist on starting with her giving you oral. No condom. Fuck for awhile, with condom. Then take off the condom for the finish; preferably with oral.

    Spewing in the condom isn't all that great, agreed.
     
  18. Napoleon V

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    Sex is great but nothing beats the real thing. - Adam Carolla
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Then they gingerly cup each other's buttocks to say, "Hey, good work, pal."
     
  20. Mack

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    :nono: It's: Good game!!