i think the muppet babies were sexually molested

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    the theme song is like a how-to on how to dissociate during a traumatic experience.

    Kermit: When your world looks kinda weird and you wish that you weren't there
    Piggy: Just close your eyes and make believe and you can be anywhere


    Kermit: I like adventure
    Piggy: I like romance
    Fozzie: I love great jokes
    Animal: Animal dance!!
    Scooter: I've got my computer
    Skeeter: I swing through the air
    Rowlf: I play the piano
    Gonzo: And I have blue hair
    Bunsen: Me, I invent things
    Beaker: Mee mee mee meee!

    Nanny: Is everything all right in here?
    All: Yes, Nanny.


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  2. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    What should we do?
     
  3. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    You know what creeps me out even more?

    You knowing the lyrics to Muppet songs.

    :c
     
  4. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    What about this couple?

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  5. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i grew up on that shit, cuz. i had sisters and they loved that gayness. i got a admit, i liked that little chicken guy better than the real muppet chicken guy.
     
  6. John

    John Member VIP

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    Nanny would never let that happen.
     
  7. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    nanny was more than a little negligent.
     
  8. sarnie

    sarnie a.k.a. smarmie

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    john? who are you?:hat:
     
  9. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Gold

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    thanks for putting that song in my head right before bed.
     
  10. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    :rofl: it's pretty infectious.
     
  11. Bubbleguts420

    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    Well it wasn't me...if that's what you're trying to say.
     
  12. DrivenByDemons

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    ya think?
     
  13. John

    John Member VIP

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    I didn't touch those muppets.
     
  14. sarnie

    sarnie a.k.a. smarmie

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    likely story


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