I think there is a gang war outside my house

Lots of shooting

 

Might be time to leave the stats for the states, Jim J Jiblets.

 

Cool story bro.

 

it's time to admit that Los Angeles is a crap hole

 

My town too, people are shooting fire sticks into the air.

 

I was able to see 3 different firework displays from my balcony tonight... and the shit is still popping off from random revelers in the street to this hour.

Made me think the 4th would be a good time to shoot a person. Lots of plausibly deniable noises out there tonight.

Like the champagne gunshot in Temple of Doom.

 

The gang was ended here about midnight EST.

I think my neighbors won.

 

Or like when you're on a date and you try to time a fart with a cough or the car door closing.

 

I've never been able to time a fart with any sort of subterfuge like a cough... I can crop dust like a mofo tho, excusing myself from any situation.

 

This is the 3rd night in a row that the idiot neighbors are shooting fireworks and the dogs are going crazy. Tonight is the worst of course.