I was able to see 3 different firework displays from my balcony tonight... and the shit is still popping off from random revelers in the street to this hour. Made me think the 4th would be a good time to shoot a person. Lots of plausibly deniable noises out there tonight. Like the champagne gunshot in Temple of Doom.
I've never been able to time a fart with any sort of subterfuge like a cough... I can crop dust like a mofo tho, excusing myself from any situation.
This is the 3rd night in a row that the idiot neighbors are shooting fireworks and the dogs are going crazy. Tonight is the worst of course.