I think there's a fingernail in my tomato sauce.

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  1. Bro

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    I was chopping garlic and I came close to cutting my finger again. It was close but no blood so I kept on chopping.

    Now that the tomatoes are stewing I notice that part of my finger nail was sliced off. :jj:
     
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    Scoop it out. Problem solved. Boom.
     
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    You aren't really a chef until you feed someone you love a little part of yourself :wub:
     
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    let it simmer.
     
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    Any germs will be killed. That's pretty much why you COOK food anyway. Sheesh.
     
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    extra protein
     
  8. Bro

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    It got chopped up with the garlic. I won't taste it.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Make a game out of it. Whoever gets the nail in their meal "wins". :idea:
     
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    Methinks you'd change your tune if you bit into the cook's nail.
     
  12. Neesie

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    I SAID, scoop it out. Nobody will bite into it, then.

    Nobody ever listens to me. :facepalm:
     
  13. Bro

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    :c
     
  15. Bro

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    It's already cooking.
     
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    You people... :ufacepalm:
     
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    OMG my kitchen smells so good.
     
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    Eat it, then. I hope it gets lodged in your sickly colon. :pie:
     
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    I want to put my sauce on your egg plant.
     
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    Oh, Bud... :p