Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Shivvy, May 24, 2016.
It really hurts
Did you itch it a bunch?
It's teh cancel.
maybe its ass cancer
Smack yer wife until she agrees to lick it.
They're a pain in the ass.
Push it back in.
It's on the right side of my asshole
You might have to confide in your priest.
Pull on it.
Cut if off?
Is it bleeding?
Rip it off
I don't know. Should I wipe?
Maybe it's a boil
How do people get those things? I see a lot of talk about them and it makes me nervous.
Good for you..
Act like you're giving birth while taking a shit.
Put a cigarette out on it, that will also cauterize the wound.
Aggressive ass wiping.
That is why I rinse the grit out with the shower attachment. Nothing says clean like pressure washing.