News I think your boy Shivvy has a hemorrhoid

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    It really hurts :down:
     
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  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Did you itch it a bunch? :smile:
     
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  3. wensday

    wensday 4 Degrees Warmer Gold

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    It's teh cancel.
     
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  4. ItsAWholeThing

    ItsAWholeThing Well-Known Member Banned User

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    maybe its ass cancer
     
  5. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Dawgshedwiaw@gmail.com VIP

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    Smack yer wife until she agrees to lick it.
     
  6. Father O'Blivion

    Father O'Blivion Well-Known Member

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    They're a pain in the ass. :rs:
     
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  7. BethsBraneCell

    BethsBraneCell Sandy Cunt Banned User

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    Push it back in.
     
  8. Shivvy

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    It's on the right side of my asshole
     
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    WillyBest POTY The Bar Gold

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    You might have to confide in your priest.
     
  10. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Pull on it. :smile:
     
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  11. BethsBraneCell

    BethsBraneCell Sandy Cunt Banned User

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    Cut if off? :dontknow:
     
  12. Charon

    Charon Soulless

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    Is it bleeding?
     
  13. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Rip it off
     
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  14. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    I don't know. Should I wipe?
     
  15. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Maybe it's a boil
     
  16. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Well-Known Member

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    How do people get those things? I see a lot of talk about them and it makes me nervous. :scared:
     
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  17. Joe Bauers

    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    Good for you..:yes:
     
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  18. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    Act like you're giving birth while taking a shit.
     
  19. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Put a cigarette out on it, that will also cauterize the wound. :grad:
     
  20. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Aggressive ass wiping. :grad:

    That is why I rinse the grit out with the shower attachment. Nothing says clean like pressure washing. :grad: