i thought having a cushioned toilet seat would be awesome

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    i was wrong. it sucks. every time i get up my ass sticks to the seat :mad:
     
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    They're sort of for old women.
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    i pamper my ass
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    i just realized what i typed :facepalm:
     
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    shitty wears Pampers!!!!
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :jj:
     
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    Don't then stain easily too....
     
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    My grandma had a bright pink one to match her bathroom, I remember sitting on it and hearing all the air come out of it :jj:
     
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    HA HA!!! My grandma had one too and that's the thing I remember the most. Sitting down and hearing "Ssssssssssssss!":jj:
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    it does make that sound :hilarious:
     
  11. gwartney

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    shitty, that's a serious redneck identifier. Why don't you replace it with a clear acrylic seat with coins embedded in it?
     
  12. Mlaw

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    They're whoopee cushions :jj:
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    that shit would be baller
     
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    We just actually bought a new one...plain white plastic, but with the slow-close, no slam feature. Cheap, man.
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    ya mine has that too. problem im having is that when it gets stuck to my ass, it slams when it slides off
     
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    Go Stainless :dontknow:
     
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    I want one with lights.

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    I love how you waited until it was holding shit water to take the pic. :jjj: