I thought Howard said he doesn't want anymore children

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  1. dawg

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    Turns out that was a lie to. Because he has a new daughter in Beth. She clearly has the mind of a child. Can you imagine the temper tantrums she throws when things don't go her way?

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    And, like most kids, she doesn't like to have sex
     
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    I quit trying to figure out these two.
     
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    part pelican part horse like something out of greek mythology :jj:
     
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    I bet she throws herself on the floor kicking and screaming when she doesn't get what she wants.
     
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    Howard Stern.

    Yes. Tonight's his crucial night. You're right.

    We'll have to send someone down immediately.

    Whose turn is it?

    That's why I came to see you, sir. It's that Saudi escort's turn again.

    Oh, Beth. Hasn't got her wings yet, has she?

    We've passed her up right along.

    Because, you know, sir, she's got the I.Q. of a rabbit.

    Yes, but she's got the faith of a child. Simple.

    Joseph, send for Beth.

    You sent for me, sir?

    Yes, Beth.

    A man down on earth needs our help.

    Splendid! Is he rich?

    No. Worse. He's divorcing.
     
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    Beth Stern has the brain of a 9 year old child. And she had better give it back.
     
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    just make sure not to stand behind her when she kicks EEEEEEYYYYYYY
     
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    You just know something really fucked-up happened to her somewhere betweeen 9-15 years old. She is emotionally and intellectually stunted, forever in that age area. The way she acts, the pitch of her voice, her views of romance and sex.

    It also raises questions of what kind of man who is educated and so into psychology and psychiatry would want to marry that kind of woman.
     
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    Cant quite put my finger on a specific reason because I dont know her, but I cant stand her...
     
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    he needs to be the smartest person in Chimney Manor...
     
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    I know what you are thinking and I think you are correct.
     
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    Ham hands?
     
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    nice shot of the wig though
     
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    there might be something to that...
     
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    Her butt cheeks was warm. :hhh:
     
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    Despite Howard's claim that 'Rachel Maddow is hot' :rolleye:, he is deeply intimidated by intelligent women. He had to contend with an intellectual mismatch when married to Alison & detested it. Beth personifies everything he admires in women -- tall, muscular, whorish-looking & dumb as a wackpacker :cheer:
     
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    She's a little dead behind the eyes but I swear there was glimmer of life in her voice when the caller on Tuesday asked her which celebrity couple she'd agree to 'swing' with for Celebrity Wife Swap. Reminiscing on her wild escort days no doubt.

    Howard cut her off so fast he sucked all the air out of the room. If she'd had a chance to get a name out he'd never read the end of it.

    Wonder where he ended up trotting her off to dinner that night.