I thought I was going to have the drop the hammers on some idiot today.

Shit got really real, really fast.

The other dude did not want a piece of this, and slinked off.

 

It's not nice to bully the handicapped.

 

He was afraid of snapping you like an elderly twig.

 

I likes me some Dave, but if that's not self pwnage, I don't know what is.

 

Dave is as lethal as they cum

 

Drug deal gone wrong?

 

I can't tell if the guy tripped and fell, or if the other guy knocked him down, or maybe a lil of both.

 

He knocked him the fuck out with that wicked left cross.

 

Road rage incident.

 

"here. hold my phone while I get owned"

 

I think it was his glasses case.

 

It would have been cooler if it was over a bag of pot.

 

So you get butt hurt in real life too?

 

No one throws hammers over a bag of weed.

 

It was a situation that called for manly actions, something of which you have no clue.

To explain it to you would only end up giving you a tummy ache.

 

Well it had an antenna and he was talking into it... so yeah, must be his glasses case.

 

"throws hammers" is not the term you are looking for.
close, but so very far.
you are showing your age.

 

Hey Billy, how about you go rub your sore pussy in another thread, you're starting to smell this one up.