I thought this sounded Fishy! Pun Intended. Lesbiam Waitress LIed!

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    How does something "sound" fishy?
     
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    Like, it makes splashing noises?
     
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    Lesbians are very tricky.
     
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    when my wife thinks she smells something burning she will say "something smells hot"..i dont get this reference, how do you smell a temperature? but my friends all think i am the crazy one and that this is a normal thing to say...
     
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    Ever hear someone saying, "I'm talking out-loud, so bear with me. . . . "?

    No idea how else one talks unless we're dealing with some sort of supernatural thing where people communicate with brain-waves or whatever.
     
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    it's like when a girl is walking by and you can hear a squishing sound. you turn to your buddy and say "something sounds fishy".
     
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    Some might say Lesbians can be fishy as well!!! AmIright??
     
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    The meaning of 'there's something fishy' is something of doubtful character or of some shady deal where the motives are suspected. The term 'fishy'
    is thought to have arisen from the notion "as slippery as a fish" or as an allusion to meat with a "fishy" taste, an indication that the meat is bad. A simpler explanation is that old fish (not good to eat) smells fishy with bad odour caused by a chemical named trimethylamine which is released when fish begins to break down.
     
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    she was looking for money. there was a negro who posted a receipt with "none Reggie" written in place of a tip. $11,000 was raised for her. the customer came forward and said he didn't leave a tip, but he didn't write "Reggie". in this case, it's possible someone else like a customer at another table or another worker were being dicks and wrote it making the waitress think it was the customer, but i'm guessing she was just simply lying.


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    Would it have been OK if he wrote "nigga"?
     
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    not for her. she wouldn't have gotten as much money for that.
     
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    I find that most lesbians are angry hateful people. They hate men, beautiful hetero women, their haircuts, you name it they hate it.
     
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    Ha. I suppose it's one of those misquotes that people do so much of. "I'm thinking out-loud, so bear with me...." makes a lot more sense.
    Although, thinking out loud is just talking. So you could skip the whole thing and just say "I'm talking"....which is obvious, so could also be skipped.
    How about 'I'm spitballing here, but....".
     
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    those poor negroes :bigcry:
     
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