I tip my wig to Username!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by TelegramSam, Jan 13, 2013.

  1. TelegramSam

    TelegramSam I love Sam's cock Banned User

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    I just wanted to post and say that I've been catching up on threads, and I can't remember the last time I've laughed as hard as when I read some of Username's recent posts. And I don't mean because of his grammar as someone who speaks English as a second language, he is a funny bastard. So, wig's off to you, Username. :wigtip:
     
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    please post some of his greatest hits so we can tip our wigs too
     
  3. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    Let's play just the tip
     
  4. TelegramSam

    TelegramSam I love Sam's cock Banned User

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    I don't want to flood the thread, but looked up my top 5 this week:

    I talked with a medical expert about people who are "told to take the flew shot".
    People are told to take the flew shot if they have weak immune system. Why have a weak immune system? HiV.

    Now we know the truth. Brendan gave Robin HiV (allegedly) + she is black.

    (other people who can tell people to take a flew shot is the police. House arrest)




    Howard only care about the price. That is in his genes. The in-breaded genes from only having babies within the tribe for 5000 years.

    Robin could have given Howard a bad of shit if it was expensive.

    Who else goes online directly and check the price of a gift from a close friend? Only jews...




    Spot the wig. Take in 3 random people with wigs and see if Wiggy can see who have a wig.
    --
    Arab hooker test. Take in 3 porn stars and see who can win a modelling contract in Europe.
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    The John Malone hour. Let Malone expose Howard lies for 60 minutes.
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    Interview the biggest man-whore in the universe: Brendan Murphy. (anyone who can fuck Robin for money is a stud)
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    Prettiest vagina competition. (Sara Underwood have the most beautiful vagina I have seen. Even if its airbrushed)


    Beth was a car model. Inside the Arab's cars. Legs wide apart.




    Nah... Malone can FUCK with Howard...

    Howard is in the Sirius building. Close access to him. Ban Ronnie from the building and force Howard to WALK to the show.
    The contract specify 24/7 limo service, but not what kind of Limo. Malone should fire Ronnie and hire the shittiest limo service their is.

    Ban Howard's wig lady.

    Enforce the contract to the letter. Just look of the abuse that Howard does! He uses SIRIUS employees to create content for his own HowardTV! That is illegal. Howard plugs stuff on air. Illegal. Reilly got fired for a 50 dollar plug. Howard rants and raves about AGT because he gets payed 15+ millions. He even said that the promotion was a part of the deal!

    A live read costs about 5K. Just force Howard to pay the standard rate for all his AGT plugs. 10millions!

    Raise the rent for Studio69. Refuse to fix stuff. Start a Howard 102 channel where Malone 24/7 talks about the lies Howard says. 2 hours each day where Malone laughs at Stern and that he lost the lawsuit. That would be better then Howard's shitty program.

    Expose the ratings, the wig, the escort, the house arrest, the cheating, the lying. A war could save Howard. Motivate him.
     
  5. tHISisKiSSeL

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    well based on those i guess you're right. reps to him next time i see him.
     
  6. TelegramSam

    TelegramSam I love Sam's cock Banned User

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    I can't help myself, here are a few more.

    "soon me and Gary will share room and fuck 24/7. Maybe find some young teen to do anal with"


    1) Build oven
    2) Put Howard into it
    =
    Profit

    (and then line up rest of the tribe into the ovens and save the economy)

    allegedly


    Yes..
    It have been mentioned many times in this thread that Beth is an actor hired to make Howard look less gay when he fucks guys.


    Fuck... I live far north with polar bears roaming the streets (Sweden).

    I would take Robin and eat her. Her rotten flesh would last for 10+ years....
    (Or Rachel Fine and tittyfuck her 24/7)


    Will was just jealous the he was not the sexiest guy for Howard. Listen to todays shows. Howard thinks will is the most "handsome" man in their office. I bet Howard fucks will in the ass during his meetings after the show and blows his load in Jason's face.
     
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    Agreed to the tip of the wig. Username is indeed a fine poster. Impressively, he contributes greatly to a forum in his second language, a skill 99% of Saloon members lack. His greatness should somehow be acknowledged. Does anyone have a sister this guy can fuck?
     
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    His "Hate" is impressive. Most impressive . . . :coffee:
     
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    username Well-Known Member VIP

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    Does this mean I can get a green card to learn proper English in the USA?
     
  10. newcastlefan

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    why? are you an islamic terrorist? we only give green cards to militant muslims who want to blow up out buildings
     
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    That is some impressive posting.:wigtip:
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I enjoyed his recommendation for certain chapters of Mein Kampf.

    Discriminating reviewers know that not all of Mein Kampf was a great book. You need to focus on the quality sections according to UserName.


    Stupid Hitler. He had WWII won if he had just driven around Stalingrad and ignored that city. What an idiot. Take Moscow and you win Russia.
     
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    Depends. Where are you from?
     
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    i still think username is benjy making believe english is his second language....he has a well-developed sense of humor and irony.
     
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    can't be benji: that would imply a degree of imagination and creativity.
     
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    we have a manager who in his first all hands meeting ages ago, quoted from Mein Kampf and now denies it, except a few of the IT guys digitized the meeting..
     
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    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    I don't believe he's really from Sweden or English is his second language and I don't care he cracks me up.
    Here's a good one from this morning...

    Morning all from Sweden.
    Today only 3 people have been killed by polar bears.


    Its a great day to listen to a pelican talking...
    :backlol: