I told Beth I went to the pool all by myself -Wig

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  1. Kool

    Kool Well-Known Member

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    Beth alone looking at her life has to consider this :suicide:
     
  2. Beth Eats Hay

    Beth Eats Hay Well-Known Member

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    I cannot believe anyone still listens........
     
  3. Divorce Chicken

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    Howie's a functional autism patient.
     
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    I feel you, Kool. It's easy to gloss over a lot of douchey things he/they do and say, but when you apply it to your own life, it becomes :puke:

    "I went down to the pool without Beth!'

    Say that to yourself, substituting "Beth" with the name of your s.o.

    If I ever got to that point, I'd kill myself.

    Now imagine saying that into a microphone, to an audience.

    :facepalm:

    "Can I actually go down to the pool without Beth?!?"

    If that ain't nurse-talk, I don't know what is.

    I'd like to see in how many times you could substitute "Beth" with "my nurse", and it would make at least as much, if not more, sense.
     
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    Beth went poopy all by herself. Wait, she doesn't poop
     
  6. Dlist

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    I can now see why Beth isn't feeling like she missed out on having kids, b/c a 60 yr ode man that thinks it is an accomplishment that he went to the pool by himself is a
    BIG F*ing BABY!!!!
     
  7. Quite Frankly

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    Look Bethie- I found babysitter porn on the iPad mini- and came all over myself! Now this is a happy cuckold-y marriage!!!
     
  8. Roland Schwinn

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    Ok after reading the quotes of howard complaining about some other celebs big speech at the wedding and how he interrupted the first dance, i considered "tuning in" to today's show. After reading this i have come to my senses and decided NOT listening is once again the right choice!
     
  9. Vashier

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    This is just another sign that Beth was somehow slighted bigtime. She hid in their room while Howard was out???? Hello Twilight zone!
     
  10. Roland Schwinn

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    Did any pictures of howard and beth aat the wedding ever show up?
     
  11. Dlist

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    She was getting her hair 'blown out" or something....:facepalm:
     
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    Nope...b/c no one gives an F about Howard and Beth when Alisters like Jennifer A or Ben Affleck are there.
     
  13. Roland Schwinn

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    OUCH! That has to sting!
     
  14. Vashier

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    When has Beth NOT posted her own pictures if she's ignored by getty???
     
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    He said she was getting her hair done. I assume there is a salon in that resort
     
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    :ninja: by Dlist
     
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    He said she was getting 'blown out".
    Was Nacho there?
     
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    "I wonder how big the lifeguards cock is, Robin."
     
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    You would think Howie would be used to doing things by himself while his beard is out getting herself taken to pound town by some strapping young buck.
     
  20. Martina

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    Either Beth wasn't there or she was passed out in her room with a bottle of booze. She has looked especially bad lately, puffy white face, no spray tan, hideous black outlined eyes and penciled eyebrows.