I told Miss Chriza I wanted a burrito bowl

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    But she made me a burrito plate


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    So I broke her fucking arm
     
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    Looks good to me. Stop bitching and unbreak her arm... :)
     
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    It was pretty good

    Needed less beans, more Tapatio
     
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    i like those plates but i wonder if Chinese toxins are leaking out from under the tiles.
     
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    my wife got some Rachel Ray Chinese plates for spending too much money at Albertson's and i swear they're poisoning me.
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I bought them from Goodwill back when I was just a lil nigga

    Now I fucking hate Goodwill
     
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    Do you have insurance? Whats you copay?
     
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    Chriza's pimp hand is fictional.
     
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    It's all good now, she sent me with leftovers

    Needed more Greek yogurt
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Beer Chugger has deduced that I did not really break my girlfriend's arm and that the statement was made in jest

    He is clearly a brilliant sleuth

    You have got to get up pretty early in the morning to fool him
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I still want to fuck Rachel Ray

    I think
     
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    Does Miss Chriza have a first name?
     
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    Consuela
     
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    Anal

    Anal Chriza
     
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    but they're probably Made In USA.
     
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    Anything is possible!
     
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  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'll check when I get home

    I like the earth tones :grad:
     
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    when I ask, I get the bird. and it's not chicken :what: