I took a selfie on the shitter

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Dec 1, 2014.

  1. baltimore mike

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  2. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Do you own anything not plaid?
     
  3. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Wipe good, leave the toilet paper in the stool so I can inspect the mess.
     
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    You jackin'?
     
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    Plaid makes you look thinner. :grad:
     
  6. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    flattering pose :lo5:
     
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    I bleed I wiped so much
     
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    i can smell the stench from here :cool:
     
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    a/s/l?
     
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    speak english gawddammit
     
  11. gilaet

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    A likely excuse.
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    If I worked with you, I would call you Chubby Lumpkins.
     
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    "Has anyone seen mike?"

    "No, did you check the snack machine?"

    "He's not there"

    "check the shitter"
     
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    A face that even Helen Keller wouldn't sit on......
     
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    Grovember is over round boy.

    That pile of shit on your shoulders could use a shave.
     
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    2 cars were sold while you were shitting
     
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    someone should make me a Christmas av out of that
     
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  19. Billy Brown

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    You grow facial hair like a retard.
     
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